A True Stoner Always Has 12 Things

Blazer, pothead, space-cadet, hippie... Whatever you know them as, you either are one or know of at least one pot-smoking guru whose eyes are always low and mood is always high. Whether you're on your way to joining the green movement or just curious about the lifestyle, These 12 things will send you on your way to claiming the title of a true stoner.

1.       Stash of Lighters

A true stoner knows just how easily lighters can disappear, whether eaten by the couch or swiped by a houseguest. Not to mention the times when there's not a lighter in the room you're in, or you can't find the one you just had. One is simply not enough.

      2. Incense

For some, it's incense; for others, it's candles, special sprays, or other air freshening products. But no matter what your smell-good cover-up of choice is, every stoner knows that sometimes, you'll need to mask the unmistakable scent.

1.   3.  Pipes, Bongs, and Bowls

Some have one and some have hundreds, but every stoner has pipes, bongs, and/or bowls. Not only do they offer a more pure and smooth smoking experience, these paraphernalia are usually very attractive and artistic and make great home decor.

4. Grinder

A stoner's grinder is like a chef's knife: he can work without it, but the world is a much better place when he has one.

5.  Storage Container

Storage containers can be virtually anything, from pill bottles to mason jars. Proper storage helps to maintain the herb's freshness, and the powerful scent that hits you when you open the container is nearly enough to give you a slight buzz.

6. Scale 

Few people can actually "eyeball" what something weighs, and since pot is generally sold in terms of weight, it's useful to be able to measure it yourself.

7. NetFlix

Did you know that laughing increases your longevity and instantly boosts your mood? One popular way to enjoy a good high is to relax and watch a hilarious stoner flick, and Netflix has a pretty nice selection to choose from.

8.Friends

It's no secret that weed is a happy "drug", so stoners are naturally happy and relaxed people. While they're generally disregarded by society, stoners tend to often have circles of friends as diverse as America itself. If you ever find yourself wondering how two people could ever stay in the same room for more than two minutes, consider that maybe their common ground is their love for Marijuana.

9.Eye Drops

Stoners come in all ages and walks of life, from college students to business owners, which mean that they have to be able to function in society from day to day, too. One most obvious characteristic of a stoner is red eyes, but the right eye drops can cure this side effect in moments.

10. Munchie Food

Stoners come in all ages and walks of life, from college students to business owners, which mean that they have to be able to function in society from day to day, too. One most obvious characteristic of a stoner is red eyes, but the right eye drops can cure this side effect in moments.

11.Ashtrays

If you're going to smoke, you're going to need somewhere to dump your ashes. While the casual smoker can often use makeshift ashtrays, such as empty soda bottles, a stoner tends to have ashtrays littering every room.

12. Marijuana

Lastly but obviously not least of all, every true stoner has a stash of weed. Fire it up!

Let's get high .